if you wanna get with me try being an elf
bioware: you get asexuality!!! and you get a gay romance!!! and you get a lesbian romance!!! this character is bisexual!!! this character is pansexual!!! a romance doesn’t necessarily involve sex!!! inclusivity is important!!!
ubisoft:women??? bige titty??? nip nops
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.
Dragon Age Inquisition: Leaked Footage
In truth, I was planning to do this whole thing with A Whole New World but I got a little lazy. (u v u ;)
and yes this is definitely real.
Imagine them curled up in bed at night, talking about nothing. Content to be in each other’s company.
Imagine them going out to dinner, or the movies, and poking fun at the others choice.
Imagine them doing normal couple things, like cooking dinner together or going furniture shopping.
Imagine them slow dancing in their home to soft music. Imagine slow dancing turning into slow kissing.
F is for the fine dwarven crafts
U is for the unbelievably fine dwarven crafts
N is for now, the best time to buy fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar
Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:
I can promise all my followers that I do not post or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.
So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.
Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
OH GOD THAT SHEP FACE THAT IS NOT OKAY, I JUST SPIT MY DRINK. <3
GO FORTH AND DRAW HALF BREED BABIES. I think there was a theory that Sandal was half-human? There’s definitely some speculation though not a lot of delivery ingame. I mean… if it doesn’t say it CAN’T happen… or if there’s a logical explanation…
I SHALL AHHH
I remember that!! It would make sense though, because he’s connected to the face/etc and can probably use magic so being half human might negate the whole “dwarves cant use magic” thing ovo
I wish there were more half breeds in da…like…
BIOWARE CANT TELL ME THAT OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THEDAS A DWARF NEVER FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN, OR AN ELF, OR A QUNARI, OR A ELF NEVER FELL IN LOVE WITH A QUNARI OR ETC. THEY CANT